Quote:
Originally Posted by Visionsofangels
An octopus goes into a bar and says:
"I can play ANY musical instrument you like",
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes
and the scotsman says:
"whats wrong laddie, can ye no play it"
The Octopus says:
"Play it? -
I'm gonna F*** her brains out, once i get her Pyjamas off! 
sorry jebs i know you said keep it clean, but its cleanish & it's the only one i could think off...... |
Ha ha ha ha ha! thanks for the good laugh