You could all write a new classic: "Breakfast's Ready"!
I have just Porridge on its own for breakfast - sounds boring but I like it
Walking across the kitchen floor, I turn the microwave oven on
Sitting beside it, I look and heave a sigh
As the sound of cooking food fades in the day time
I swear I saw your face change, it didn't seem quite right
And it's hello babe you can have some Porridge too
Hey my baby don't you know there's enough for two