The Misheard Lyrics Thread

  • The Conqueror:

    correct: "The words of love"

    I heard: "The words of earth"


    Abacab:

    correct: "Do you think I'm to blame?"

    I heard: "Do you think I'm just playing?"


    Bad Moon Rising:

    Original: "There's a bad moon on the rise"

    Misheard: "There's a bathroom on the right"

    I think most people who have ever heard the song have heard it that way.

    Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented...


    ...crows simply drank at home.

  • Beatles - "Taxman"

    correct: My advice for those who die - declare the pennies on your eyes

    I heard: My advice for those who die - keep leather paddies on your eyes

    Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented...


    ...crows simply drank at home.