English Language

The above is rather like the "New definitions of words" from the Radio 4 Sorry I Haven't A Clue radio show (a few examples):

Abacus - Swedish swear word

Bustard - very rude ominbus driver

Caberet - wide range of taxis for hire

Chairs - toast by the Queen

Childhood - young gangster

Dandelion - camp Big Cat

Delight - make things go darker

Descant - white collar ant

Doughnut - eccentric millionaire

Equip - joke online

Extemporary - permanent

Fondue - affectionate sheep

Granary - old folks' home

Hirsute - ladies clothing

Inhabit - dressed as a monk

Intense - camping

Investment - thermal underwear for bankers

Ketchup - posh word for drawing level

Khaki - device for starting car

Laminated - pregnant sheep

Loofah - outdoor loo

Marinade - soft drink for wedding

Microbe - tiny dressing gown

Minimal - small shopping centre

Mucus - feline swear word

Mutate - feline art gallery

Negligent - Male lingerie

Neighbourhood - gangster next door

Notable - full restaurant

Overrate - nine

Paradox - two medics

Parasites - view from Eiffel Tower

Plantiff - argument with stewardess

Posterity - inherited botom size

Property - decent cuppa

Quadrant - four people shouting

Ramshackle - male chastity belf

Rugger- wearing a iwg

Scandal - footwear to be ashamed of

Tannoy - annot loudly

Xenophobia - fear of Buddhists

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The above is rather like the "New definitions of words" from the Radio 4 Sorry I Haven't A Clue radio show (a few examples):

Abacus - Swedish swear word

Bustard - very rude ominbus driver

Caberet - wide range of taxis for hire

Chairs - toast by the Queen

Childhood - young gangster

Dandelion - camp Big Cat

Delight - make things go darker

Descant - white collar ant

Doughnut - eccentric millionaire

Equip - joke online

Extemporary - permanent

Fondue - affectionate sheep

Granary - old folks' home

Hirsute - ladies clothing

Inhabit - dressed as a monk

Intense - camping

Investment - thermal underwear for bankers

Ketchup - posh word for drawing level

Khaki - device for starting car

Laminated - pregnant sheep

Loofah - outdoor loo

Marinade - soft drink for wedding

Microbe - tiny dressing gown

Minimal - small shopping centre

Mucus - feline swear word

Mutate - feline art gallery

Negligent - Male lingerie

Neighbourhood - gangster next door

Notable - full restaurant

Overrate - nine

Paradox - two medics

Parasites - view from Eiffel Tower

Plantiff - argument with stewardess

Posterity - inherited botom size

Property - decent cuppa

Quadrant - four people shouting

Ramshackle - male chastity belf

Rugger- wearing a iwg

Scandal - footwear to be ashamed of

Tannoy - annot loudly

Xenophobia - fear of Buddhists

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I love Clue. I wish I knew how they came up with the Uxbridge English Dictionary words (is 'Abacus' also a swear word for Genesis fans?)

I grew up with Shakespeare and remain as passionate about him as ever but I understand he is not for everyone. I don't think his language has dated, but that may be because I'm already familiar with it.

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But like it or not - not in your case! - those changes of use and the basic rules are part of the evolution:

As per the above point made by Mr.Farmer

But Americanisms appearing in English English (British English?) is a change by the English. It happens because English people absorb those usages from film, TV etc and start using them. Ones that irritate me are "Can I get..." instead of "Can I have..." when ordering in restaurants, and the adoption of the annoyingly coy "Ewww" to express disgust when we already had the much more effective and naturally flowing "Euuurrrggh".

Similarly, I heard an interesting thing recently - some Americans are getting irritated by their kids and their generation adopting English/British English from British tv shows and films, so apparently it happens in either direction.

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A peculiar instance of an American using a British word is in the song Frail Grasp On The Big Picture by the Eagles in which Don Henley uses the word 'snogging'.

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Hummer in America means have sex.

No, it's specifically a form of oral sex.

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Blowy.

I see you deleted my last word to make me look like an idiot.

And it is sex. Means sexual acts!!!

Thanks!...

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It's a blow job given while humming.

And a happy 2022 to you.

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It's a blow job given while humming.

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I didn't have that on my "comments you'll likely read on the Genesis fan forum" bingo card. Or something social media-ish like that. At any rate, thanks for the laugh.