But Paradise By The Dashboard Light isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's funny. It's meant to be over the top.
Other songs which I find cheesy are American Christmas songs like WInter Wonderland, Sleigh Ride, etc. For a start I can't relate to them because I have Christmas in summer. I'd rather hear the grand old Christmas carols than this sort of kitsch (and I suppose you can throw in any Christmas song by Cliff RIchard).
I would also include the vast majority of disco songs, for example anything by Boney M (except perhaps Daddy Cool which is sort of catchy).
I always dread Christmas time going into the grocery stores.
Seems every store plays the same music.