I used to have a book of misheard song lyrics. Some were fanciful, some a bit weird. Two Genesis related entries were:
Illegal Alien:
Original: "It's no fun being an illegal alien" becomes, bizarrely,
Misheard: "It's no fun living in a neon arena."
(I'm sure it isn't, but I just don't hear that.)
Invisible Touch:
Original: "She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah"
Misheard: "She sees the hat-rack, is she gonna touch it?"
(Probably a euphemism for something...)
Two others I've always remembered are:
Bad Moon Rising:
Original: "There's a bad moon on the rise"
Misheard: "There's a bathroom on the right"
Smoke on the Water:
Original: "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky"
Misheard: "Slow motion Walter, fire engine guy"
(So completely not actually that, but in my head it is now!)