• “Yeah, that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.”
    Jackie Chiles

  • 😂 One of my favourite characters.


    "Why, she's flouting society's conventions"


    "You ever seen a balm? You even know what a balm is? You put a balm on, you don't know what it's gonna do. They're unpredictable!"

    Reminds me of a friend of mine, who, on seeing a pot labelled "Balm of Gilead" in a shop said "I don't know what Gilead is, but they've taken it, and made a Balm of it!" :)

    Ian


    Works with chess - Not with life

  • One of my favorite lines is from The Alternate Side Episode, when the paramedics come to help Elaine’s much older boyfriend who was having a stroke. The group tried to feed him cookies, and the paramedics say “Who put cookies in his mouth? You’re not supposed to do that!”

  • One of my favorite lines is from The Alternate Side Episode, when the paramedics come to help Elaine’s much older boyfriend who was having a stroke. The group tried to feed him cookies, and the paramedics say “Who put cookies in his mouth? You’re not supposed to do that!”

    😂

    Jerry: “You raise the feet to give blood to the head”

    Kramer: “No no no, you raise the head to give blood to the feet”

    Yes, Kramer's medical advice wasn't usually very reliable, especially considering he would occasionally assume the persona of Dr Martin van Nostren (when he wasn't being wealthy industrialist H.E. Pennypacker). Another example being -


    Jerry: "You're not supposed to eat before surgery".

    Kramer: "No, you've got to eat before surgery. You need your energy!"

    Abandon all reason

  • Another favourite line of mine happens to be, I believe, one of the very best comedy lines ever written about mutual male/female anatomical understanding/misunderstanding, uttered by Elaine during the brilliant 'shrinkage' conversation in the Lobster episode, simply: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things".

    Abandon all reason

  • Another favourite line of mine happens to be, I believe, one of the very best comedy lines ever written about mutual male/female anatomical understanding/misunderstanding, uttered by Elaine during the brilliant 'shrinkage' conversation in the Lobster episode, simply: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things".

    Haha.


    Elaine: It shrinks?

    Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

  • One of my favorite lines is from The Alternate Side Episode, when the paramedics come to help Elaine’s much older boyfriend who was having a stroke. The group tried to feed him cookies, and the paramedics say “Who put cookies in his mouth? You’re not supposed to do that!”

    And then the song Elaine sang to him while feeding him at the end of the episode. "Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I love my Yankee beans!" LOL Something stupid like that. Oh man, my kids and I just laugh at that every time!

  • I love it when Banya says, "I've been working out, Jerry. You know, you really should work out!"


    Jerry: "Why?"


    Banya just stares off clueless as to how to respond LOL!!!

    😂


    "I've been working out. I'm huge!"


    Jerry's description of Banya's act. "It's like being beaten with a bag of oranges".


    "Why is he so obsessed with Ovaltine?"

    "I don't know. He just thinks things that dissolve in milk are funny."

    Abandon all reason

  • Was watching the male bimbo episode the other day with Dan Cortez,

    George: He’s such a cool guy! You should hear the way he talks to waitresses, he gets free pie!

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