The above is rather like the "New definitions of words" from the Radio 4 Sorry I Haven't A Clue radio show (a few examples):
Abacus - Swedish swear word
Bustard - very rude ominbus driver
Caberet - wide range of taxis for hire
Chairs - toast by the Queen
Childhood - young gangster
Dandelion - camp Big Cat
Delight - make things go darker
Descant - white collar ant
Doughnut - eccentric millionaire
Equip - joke online
Extemporary - permanent
Fondue - affectionate sheep
Granary - old folks' home
Hirsute - ladies clothing
Inhabit - dressed as a monk
Intense - camping
Investment - thermal underwear for bankers
Ketchup - posh word for drawing level
Khaki - device for starting car
Laminated - pregnant sheep
Loofah - outdoor loo
Marinade - soft drink for wedding
Microbe - tiny dressing gown
Minimal - small shopping centre
Mucus - feline swear word
Mutate - feline art gallery
Negligent - Male lingerie
Neighbourhood - gangster next door
Notable - full restaurant
Overrate - nine
Paradox - two medics
Parasites - view from Eiffel Tower
Plantiff - argument with stewardess
Posterity - inherited botom size
Property - decent cuppa
Quadrant - four people shouting
Ramshackle - male chastity belf
Rugger- wearing a iwg
Scandal - footwear to be ashamed of
Tannoy - annot loudly
Xenophobia - fear of Buddhists